Had more good girls beside me
Than a grade school teaching nun
Yeah that's all right
But I sent them home
I didn't even keep one
Yeah that's all right

Some learn to run, and that's a start
'Cause they'll never break through it
My plastic heart

Well I just want something
That doesn't exist, yeah that's all right
But the way that I dream it
It's hard to resist, yeah that's all right

Sometimes I put it out on loan
But I've got no interest in the interest
Sometimes I think I'll die alone

So much for tall, dark, and handsome
'Cause I'm short, light, and scrappy
Ain't too many things can make a plastic heart happy
Sometimes I put it out on loan
Even though I know
I'm gonna die alone
Yeah baby that's all right